Things that not even your imagination has seen before...Except Anal, dildo shows and weird things LOL Life's to short to be normal. STAY WEIRD but DON'T be a weirdo. Listen to the voices!
What Turns Me On
Men slightly more sophisticated than trees. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, you better let down thou's standards!
What I do best
Only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja. It's time for you to wax on , waaaaaax off
